Nerds with Manga

Don't judge me and I will try my hardest not to judge you. As much as I hate to say it... judging people are in my human nature

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Teacher:
Why did you not study?
Me:
A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

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Diva Plavalaguna
El Quinto Elemento

hell-high-gaara:

joosboks:

The Fifth Element OST - Diva Plavalaguna

//I know its from a movie, but I love people who can sing. Like really sing. This never fails to send chills down my entire body.

(Source: lulumelon)

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lackingladymeredy:

The way being friends with me works.

  • We’re essentially married and I flirt with you constantly
  • We’re enemies and I constantly attempt to outdo you
  • We compete in strange and exciting ways (not sexual you losers)
  • I promise you shit like I’ll live for 50 years and never forget that promise even though we don’t talk anymore

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What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian:
I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America:
Well sure why not?
Britney Spears:
I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America:
Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra:
I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America:
Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple:
We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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me:
why did you just reblog that from them
me:
i literally just reblogged that
me:
you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me:
is it because you don't like me
me:
is it because i'm fat

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windycarnage:

have you ever just stared at the posts of someone you follow and whisper “i just want to be your friend” then with a single tear hopelessly like/reblog all their posts 

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